A bad little kid moved into my neighborhood He won't do nothin' right Just a sits and a looks so good He don't wanna go to school to learn to read and write Just sits around the house And plays that rock and roll music all night Well, he put thumb-tacks on teacher's chair Put chew'n gum in li'l girl's hair Now, Junior behave yourself!
Buys ev'ry rock and roll book on the magazine stand Ev'ry dime that he gets, oh he's off to the juke-box man Well he worries his teacher till at night she's a-ready to poop From rockin' and a rollin', spinnin' in a hulla hoop Well, his rock and roll has gotta stop Junior's head is hard as rock Now, junior behave yourself!
Gonna tell ya mama, you better do what she said Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head You shoot the canary and you fed it to the neighbor's cat You gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat Well ya mama said it's gotta stop Junior's head is hard as rock Now, Junior behave yourself!