Oh now I belive in looking Like my time on earth is cooking Whether polka-dotted Striped or even checked With some glamour guaranteeing Every fiber of my being Is displayed to quiet remarkable effect
From your cradle via trousseau To you deathbed you're on view, so Never compromise, accept no substitute I would rather wear a barrel Than conservative apparel For dress has always been My strongest suit
Staying in or hitting townwards From the top and workking downwards I ensure that every stitch Is stitched in time
Whether wig or had or turban Whether clad boudoir or urban Not to strut your stuff Outrageously's a crime
And the few who are invited To my wardrobe are delighted As they wander through my things To find en route
That in negligee of formal I am anything but normal
For dress has always been My strongest suit
I am what I wear
I said anything
Anywhere
So bring me all my finest Most audacious my divinest Most revealing Most expensive and to boot
Most arresting Most heart-stopping Most free-flowing Most eye-popping Most arresting Most heart-stopping
Dress has always been My strongest suit
My storngest suit
Dress has always been My strongest suit
So birng me all my finest Most audacious my divinest Most revealing Most expensive and to boot
Most arresting Most heart-stopping Most free-flowing Most eye-popping Most arresting Most heart-stopping
