One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that Mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall Tell him Ahuka, the swooping caterpillar Has given you the call Call Alice and she knows just how small
The men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go And you'll just have some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving along Go ask Alice I think she'll know
When longic and proportions Have fallen soggy dead And the white knight is talking backwards And the red queen's off her head Remember what the doorman said Keep your head Keep your head
