Hey everybody! Watch out for those flying noodles, cuz if you don't do well here, all you get to eat are noodles! Here we go!
Extra extra read all about it, It's back for more, because my store's a bore, I travel shore to shore, door to door, Looking around for the perfect store
Cut the lettuce (THROW!) Toast the buns French the fries (THROW!) Cook the burgers Serve the patties (THROW!) Heat the grill
Come on kick punch, do as you please, da chop chop masta, come to your knees, Romantic, Dramatic, but never panic, original sensei write rhymes in the attic
Hug, kiss, love and chop (HAI!) Hold hands and kick Bring, on, da, funk (HAI!) Don't for-get punch Da Masta, Da Masta, is original (HAI!) Kick punch style is undorgetable
Revolutions all the time, people changing the world with crime, with violence, and anger, hunger or whatever, I never get scared, you all know the deal, I patrol my hood, keeping things for real!
Pull the lever or whatever, (Right NOW!) Better make it quick, come on get down I am the lord, you all know my name? (NOW!) I got it all cash money and fame Put me back son, come I gotta go (NOW!) I'm gonna miss my TV show
Double dutch, inline skate or rock climbing, don't forget the rhythm, groove and keep rhyming One in a million, I know that's me, can you dig it? Come on, let's see?
Kick, kick, kick, kick (DO IT!) Slide, slide, slide, slide, slide Lean it to the left, lean it to the right (DO IT!) Crouch for speed and obey your needs Up the ramps we go, all the way (DO IT!) Come on now, we ain't got all day
Give it your best shot, to keep yourself red hot cuz you're the one to bring out the original flava, flava, for my people people, come on kid, here comes the final
Trim, trim, cut, trim, trim (YEAH!) Dye, dye, snip, snip, dye Trim, dye, snip, cut (YEAH!) Perm, cut, shave, shave, trim With the shampoo, I'll give it to you all (YEAH!) Rinse ya good, I made you look tall
That a boy, Parappa! That's my boy!! Thank you Dad I'm proud of you too
