The world's greatest mystery Is love between the woman and the man Some guys are Romeos Others simply do the best they can I'm just your average, ordinary Joe Tryin' to learn things I never knew I had to know What's a man supposed to do I don't get no kick from nine to five And I'm not a man who thinks it's true It's a woman's place to keep a love alive I've watched enough daytime TV To know my baby's needs But sometimes I swear that she's impossible to please She says You give me all that I want of your money, baby But you never take me dancing I really think I do a lot to show How I feel about her in my way Roses on our anniversary Candlelight and me on her birthday Just when I thought that I had it all worked out Now she says I still don't know what it's all about She says You give me all that I want of your money, baby But you never take me dancing You give me sweet little talk, call me honey, baby But you never take me dancing I'm just your average, ordinary Joe Tryin' to learn things I never knew I had to know Chorus out
