Man:'Hey, Jimmy, where are you going?" Jimmy:'I don't know where I'm going. My dad died. And he left me his degrees. My mom would always say, "Dad, why don't you work?" But he just kept learning. All the other kids' parents were working and saving up money for school, and I was actually in school all while my dad was in school! He even, he was so greedy about his degrees, he took my degrees. And now I'm just glad that he left me these. Because all the reqular homeless people has newspaper. And look what I have! These are document that my father left with me. And I'm gonna leave them for my kids! I'm gonna learn, too. I'm gonna get super smart so I too can die without money...'