"Now beep that, and your mother's sayin "Go to college" so you finish collage and it's wonderful. You feel so good. And after all that party and craze and don't forget that drug habit you picked up at school being around your peers. Hey! Now you'll get that 25thou a yeah job, and you'll spend all your money on crack and cocaine. But it'll be your money, no more borrowing from mom for my high. So now you get your degree tattooed on your back, so excited about it.If you continue to work at the Gap several interviews, oh my god, you'll come in at an entry position, When you do that, it you kiss enough ass you'll move up to the nevt level, witch is being a secretary. Secretary! Boys, isn't that great. You get to take messages to the secretary who NEVER went to college. She's actually a boss's niece! So now you're part of the family. You know what collage does for you? It makes you really smart. man. All you kids wanted to take in the back of the class, but not me, I listened, Okay? I was a hall monitor. This was meant to be. Do you know how many classes I took? Extra classes, extra classes, No I had never had sex. But you know what, my degree keeps me satisfied. When a lady walked to me and asked me "hey, you know what's sexy?"…
