After child support and alimony, I got just enough left For me rent & baloney, She got the house & the car & guess what I get, Exclusive rights to pay for all that, Can somebody tell me, Where a fella can find, A woman who's is looking for a man Who's ex-wife is getting every dime!
When we got to the court The woman started lying, Got the judge mad at me, He started crying, Told my lawyer, "You shut your mouth You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Defending this louse", I said "Your Honor, The girl is lying", He said "Up...You're in contempt boy & that's a $50 fine. "I said "What!!!...."
Man, I looked at that woman I couldn't believe, that was the same woman That I'd been married to for all them years, I mean, she just kept right on taking, She said "Your Honor, He's been ramblin & gamblin' & got a woman on the side & I'm just sick & tired of all his live, It's time for me to make a move."
I had a good lawyer, Wasn't a thing he could do, I should have used hers, Since I paid him too What bothers me most, & it hurts within, I'm paying for a house Another man's sleeping in; I can't see my children Until she says when, & that all depends on What funky mood she's in.
He's driving my car, Eating my food, Loving my woman, Even wearing my shoes; That ain't right! I got the rabit! She's got the caddie, She's even got my children calling him "daddy", Now, that's a piece of nothin'!
My mother-in-law Is a mother for you, She jumped up in the court & said "Your Honor, I got something I want to say, I'd like you to issue a restraining order To be sure that bum stays away" & then she shook her finger at me. The witch!