Please allow me to introduce myself I'm s man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long long year Stolen many a man's soul and faith I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain I made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate Please to meet you, hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was time for a change I killed the Tzar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank Please to meet you' hope you guess my name But what's puzling you is the nature of my game, ah yeah I watched with glee while your kings and queens Fought for the decades for the Gods they made I shouted out"Who killed the Kennedy's?" When after all it was you and me Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I lay traps for troubadours who get killed before they reach Bombay Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game Ah, get down to it
Please to meet you, hope you guess my name But what's confusing you is just the nature of my game, m m Just as every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners, saints As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy bnd some tante Use all you well learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste, oh, yeah Please to meet you, hope you guess my name oh yeah But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, m m, I mean it, get down
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